Written With Love...

Dear Man Sitting Behind Me on the Rutiera,

I appreciate the fact that you were neither loud nor obnoxious throughout the course of our ride. I am also thankful that you did not hand me your dirty money for me to pass on to the driver. I was very happy that you did not bother me and try to speak to me in that same harsh Russian accent that you used while you were talking on your phone. Overall, it was a very pleasant ride through Chisinau with you and our other travel companions.

I would just like to say, however, that when you sneezed 5 times and the snot from your mouth and nose landed in the back of my head in my hair, I decided that we will probably not be friends.

Yours Most Disgustingly,
Michelle